THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Here's a rundown of the current major players...

MoxieGrrrl: She hates stupid people. Yes, you too, jackass. If you have to ask, the answer’s “yes”. But so much more than regular stupid people, she hates it when idiots are in power. From the fuckwit in front of her in line at the bank, to the fuckwit destroying her country, MoxieGrrrl rails against idiocy in all forms. Feel her wrath, and chew on her rage. She is MoxieGrrrl. Shut up.

KidBastard (C): My spouse. Is open-minded and treats me like a queen. Lets me go on a shopping spree when I am really stressed. He's pretty fucking cool.

S/My Kid/My Girl: self-explanatory

M: Me and C's wife. She cooks better than Emeril, babysits like she has kids of her own and has a chest size similar to mine. Basically, she rules.

RoseBlood: She knows you’re here to serve her, and she doesn’t care if you like her. But you’d better snap to it, and get it right this time, or you will pay dearly. Feared throughout the service industry, she brings even the grandest of 5-star restaurants to their knees. Think your restaurant is worthy of the much-coveted RoseBlood Smooch of Approval? It’s likely she’ll just give you the finger. Or several of them, if you really suck. Oh, and she knows what you’re thinking. And she’s going to make you pay for that too.

Repuglicans: self-explanatory

BuSheep: People who seem to blindly follow George W. Bush, use no logic in their arguements, and typically accept his lies as simply the way politics work.

Trolls: Dumbasses (most of the time they are also BuSheep) that surf liberal blogs peppering their comment areas with specious arguements that when challenged will try changing the subject rather than explain themselves. Very easy to spot. Feel free to point and laugh.

The Smiler/Captain Happypants: Our unelected president. For all the stuff the news doesn't tell you he really did/does, you need to visit BARTCOP and Greg Palast. Now. GO!