Thursday AM News Morsels

Lots to cover in a short amount of time, so here it is, quick and dirty...

McCain, having just announced his intent to run for president, is already having troubles. And if you missed it, Jon Stewart pushed him HARD the other night.

Laura Bush thinks that NO ONE SUFFERS MORE than she and that dipshit she calls a husband. Suffering from DEMENTIA, I guess. Fucking git.

Does Greg Mitchell think he made a fool of himself? Let's go to the tape...

Giuliani becomes psychotic - says that if Dems are elected, we'll get another 9/11, but if Repubs are elected, they will be anticipated and stopped (as if Republicans are psychic or have magical powers that Democrats do not possess). News flash: it's inevitable that we will suffer on our own turf again - sorry to break it to you, but we've pissed off JUST that many more people. If the Dems are elected, the GOP will blame them for it. If the Repubs are elected, they will make excuses as to why it happened... Remember people, they HAD pre-9/11 intel on Bin Laden. And they couldn't even handle dealing with a natural disaster. My personal goal is to see that people OTHER than Bushie lapdogs that got cushie jobs by knowing the right person but not knowing damn one about actually DOING the job (heckuva job, Brownie!) are REMOVED so that if and when something happens, we have someone with a brain in their head to handle it.

Are you KIDDING ME? I had no idea that anti-abortionists were using breast cancer as a scare tactic. Ummm, for the record - study shows NO LINK between abortions and breast cancer.

Off to get ready for work...

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