Friday, November 25, 2005

Someone Please Poke Him In The Eye

Whoever told Brownie he should become an emergency planning consultant should quickly and with much fanfare find the nearest major bridge and jump off. Don't forget to bring Brownie with you.

What a dumbass.

9 Comments:

Blogger Debra said...

The real dumbass will be the one who hires him. It will say quite a bit about the company and who runs it.

November 25, 2005 9:52 AM  
Blogger windspike said...

No doubt, he will garner numerous no-bid contractual work for the good ol' W, Rove and Co. "You're Doing a great job brownie!"

November 25, 2005 11:28 AM  
Anonymous destroy fascism said...

I thought he was going back to being a horse show judge? This guy bounces around from one sinecure job to the next. Well maybe he's using this next job as a stepping stone to a better one. If being a horse judge qualified him for being the head of F.E.M.A., maybe this one will qualify him to be a brain surgeon, or maybe in charge of N.A.S.A. or something.

November 25, 2005 12:18 PM  
Anonymous Gaia sighs... said...

" ...maybe this one will qualify him to be a brain surgeon, or maybe in charge of N.A.S.A. or something."

How about appointing him head of White House Crises Management?

You know - keep it in the family.

November 25, 2005 2:39 PM  
Blogger Poppy Cede said...

I saw this on the news this morning. Who is going to be stupid enough to solicit advice from this guy?

November 25, 2005 3:06 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

The fact that we now have emails from Brownie actually shitting himself during the Katrina crisis is reason enough to watch how his new business develops.

November 25, 2005 4:29 PM  
Blogger JamesRaven said...

I can hear Drownie dropping names on the cocktail party circuit. It's not too insane to posit for a moment that at with Bush at 34%, there might be a few wingnut lowlife types dying to associate themselves with him.


The Psychotic Patriot

November 25, 2005 9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This could only happen in Dilbert!

(I just wish it were so)

November 26, 2005 1:24 AM  
Blogger Ranando said...

This has got to be the craziest thing I've ever heard.

November 26, 2005 11:10 AM  

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