Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I Heart Keith Olbermann!

I thought Jon Stewart had lost his friggin' mind having Bill O'Reilly on the Daily Show last night. What a pompous mutherfucker O'Reilly is. I would have preferred actual fisticuffs, but Jon did okay ... at one point laughing at him for continuing the ASININE "boycott" of the French.

Short aside: how do you actually "boycott" France? Refuse to visit? Refuse to buy anything that has "French" in the name, like French Fries and French dressing? Refuse to French kiss? Stop buying art by dead French artists? Stop buying wine made in France? How about O'Reilly stop being a fucking moron, because boycotting France is fucking MORONIC.

But I digress.

Keith Olbermann, long NOT a fan of O'Reilly, actually sang "Happy Happy Joy Joy!" and danced around his studio desk tossing papers like confetti after reporting that Newsday (in addition to mentioning it to Jon Stewart) reported his desire to retire after his contract runs out in 2 years.

Have you ever seen a grown man dance around singing the "Happy Happy Joy Joy!" song?

Oh Keith, I love you so!

12 Comments:

Blogger Crackpot Press said...

that's how I start every morning!

October 19, 2005 12:53 PM  
Blogger Parklife said...

What is going on? Everyday is better than the next. Is there really a God? Naaa Couldn't be.

October 19, 2005 1:45 PM  
Blogger Sirkowski said...

It was surreal because it was the first day since I got MSNBC on my cable subcription and I was thinking I would regret it. But then I heard Keith say, "speaking of poop, Bill O'Reilly"... o_O

October 19, 2005 2:25 PM  
Blogger ThinkingManNeil said...

Mox;

An arrest warrant has been issued for Tom "Scumroach" Delay:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/10/19/delay.indictment.ap/index.html

Hear those sirens, Tommy-boy? They're a'comin' FOR YOU!!!

N.

October 19, 2005 3:04 PM  
Blogger crallspace said...

I am confused. I saw the video, and only have very basic cable, but checked it out on the bogosphere. I know that MSNBC is just another dopey media outlet, but is that kind of humor not commonplace?

Oh, hooray for the retirement of the mouthpiece of ignorant Americans! He's long overdue. What will his viewers do? Sean Hannity is too "intellectual" for their taste.

October 19, 2005 5:24 PM  
Blogger Beerme said...

I agree! O'Reilly is so vile! How can he be the most watched talking head on Cable TV? Ordinary people are so stupid.

Keith Olberman, though barely watched by even intellectual progressives, is much more impressive. He really speaks for the dumb people, if they would only watch him, they'd know how they really should think.

October 19, 2005 6:04 PM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

Truth be told, ordinary people are kind of stupid. But that's just me talking. I live in California. I am an elite.

October 19, 2005 11:27 PM  
Blogger bourgogne said...

people watch him cuz JACKASSERY sells :( boycott jackasses!

October 21, 2005 2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moxie,
Go ahead and not post this since I don't see any divergent opinions on your site....but what the F@#$ does Billy O'reilly being on Jon Stewart have to do with Olberman dancing around his desk singing "Happy,happy,joy,joy" anyway.If your suggesting that any of the 3 a$$es you mentioned is more or less pompous or arrogant than the other,I suggest you adjust your pomposity detector.
Just mentioning all 3 of these blowhards in one story,raises the gaseous nature of the planet 10 fold.
Anarchy rules!
Support neither side and you won't be disapointed as often and might actually get something accomplished in the good old USofA.
Your buddy,
Pirate Laird

October 24, 2005 12:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. We all know France has sucked anything and everything for a long time.But go ahead and support the running dog lackey Frogs if you want to anyway and see if they back even YOU up,when times get tough.Hell their not even good at standing up for their own selves.
Anarchy and nihilism for all.
Pirate Laird

October 24, 2005 12:40 AM  
Blogger MoxieGrrrl said...

Lard Pirate - Okay there Skippy! You go with your bad, anarchist self!

October 24, 2005 6:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I just did Moxie...no need to call names.You really put me to rest....oooh I'm really embarassed now.
The Pirate

October 24, 2005 11:17 PM  

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