Military Rules
Got this from my buddy Sean who is in Iraq. It was a forward, and no author was credited.
MILITARY RULES
US Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.
(Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Navy SEALS Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Select a new beret to wear.
2. Sew patch's on right shoulder.
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch porn.
4. Deploy the Marines
by MG at 5:45 PM
4 Comments:
lol! That reminds me of another joke I once heard:
An Army infantry soldier stands in the rain with a large rucksack on his back, weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This sucks."
An Army Airborne Ranger, standing waist deep in the rain with a 80 pound pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, says with a smile, "I like the way this sucks!"
A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, 120 pound pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 6 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 24-miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, while biting the head off a snake "This really sucks, I wish it could suck more....."
An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down, looks down at the soldiers below and says: "Sure sucks down there!"
An Air Force Officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned, carpeted room and says to his friend, "Man.. Cable's out! This sucks!"
Both hubby and I were AF...and this is still hillarious! They don't call it the Chair Force for nothin'! :)
And that my friend is EXACTLY why I chose the Navy when I served.
Thank God for those human shields called "Marines".
Just remember what Navy stands for,
Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself
Go Irish!!!!!
that fucking rocks
And that is why I did my 20 with the Navy! And to my BDU wearin "Bell Hops!" Semper Fi mofuckies and watch that first step. Its a doosey!
Go Navy & Semper Fi!
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