"The way your Daddy looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something; his ass. Five long years he wore this watch, up his ass. Then, just before he died of amoebic dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
-- he can certainly make a better President than the one we got! If they really have an Alabama office, this I gotta see...
Walken? Hell, why not? Anything would have to be better than that smirking lying chickenhawk frat-rat with the IQ of a developmentally disabled gerbil that we have now--whom we WOULDN'T have now if not for 3 things:
(1) Those "black box" voting machines whose hardware and software are not accountable to the public and which are manufactured and programmed by companies with close ties to the Elephascist Party (aka the GOP); hel-LO?!?
(2) The legions of vacuum-skulled stormtrooper-wannabes who think Caesar Doofus Maximus is divinely anointed because they think the Lord is a fascist just like them--even though if Jesus came back and started saying the same things He did last time, they'd want to kill Him again.
(3) The so-called "moderates" who are not fascist themselves, but are so afraid of paying taxes--which would seem like chump change to their counterparts in other Western democracies--that they would rather enable fascism, AND doom their descendants to being debt-slaves of the foriegners who finance the humongous deficits of the Elephascists, than suck it up and pay taxes like--oh, I don't know--RESPONSIBLE ADULTS??!! To any "moderates" reading this: HOW MUCH DID YOU GET FOR YOUR SOULS???
To digress: Moxie, you have got the cutest caricature on the Web. It's like seeing Kim Possible with a political agenda. (OK, I'll admit to being lonely; I work nights--I'm off this week--and that cuts me off from the community.)
Running with the shadows of the night, Monster from the Id
Poll: which of these two statements from Walken's website is dumber:
1) "If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house."
Speaks for itself, really.
2) "Having residences both in rural Connecticut and upper-west Manhattan, he sees that all walks of life are becoming disgruntled and apathetic towards the American government..."
Right. The upper west side of Manhattan and "rural Connecticut" (i.e., five million dollar horse farms) represent the complete spectrum of the American experience. Personally, I'm partial to this one, although the "Homemade House" slogan is 5-star idiocy.
Anyway, I'm writing in Pee Wee Herman like I always do.
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I agree Moxiegrrrl!!! Older guys like that Christopher and this Christopher may be a little bit "rough" looking but we are hot, sexy, and vital.
Check me out!
Christopher from the former Arichokeblog sends and invitation:
New Poli-Gay Senior Blog at connectleft.blogspot.com.
Gay and Grey!!! I remember Stonewall, so don't forget me!!
Come visit. Over fifty and nifty!
I now blog as Dartanyon!
oooh, I just love Walken... 1 part wierd, 1 part sexy, and the rest: I have no idea, I just like it!
There are some great slogans already popping to mind...
"I have got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell"
Girls are weird.
If he can play Captain Koons --
"The way your Daddy looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something; his ass. Five long years he wore this watch, up his ass. Then, just before he died of amoebic dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
-- he can certainly make a better President than the one we got! If they really have an Alabama office, this I gotta see...
Walken? Hell, why not? Anything would have to be better than that smirking lying chickenhawk frat-rat with the IQ of a developmentally disabled gerbil that we have now--whom we WOULDN'T have now if not for 3 things:
(1) Those "black box" voting machines whose hardware and software are not accountable to the public and which are manufactured and programmed by companies with close ties to the Elephascist Party (aka the GOP); hel-LO?!?
(2) The legions of vacuum-skulled stormtrooper-wannabes who think Caesar Doofus Maximus is divinely anointed because they think the Lord is a fascist just like them--even though if Jesus came back and started saying the same things He did last time, they'd want to kill Him again.
(3) The so-called "moderates" who are not fascist themselves, but are so afraid of paying taxes--which would seem like chump change to their counterparts in other Western democracies--that they would rather enable fascism, AND doom their descendants to being debt-slaves of the foriegners who finance the humongous deficits of the Elephascists, than suck it up and pay taxes like--oh, I don't know--RESPONSIBLE ADULTS??!! To any "moderates" reading this: HOW MUCH DID YOU GET FOR YOUR SOULS???
To digress: Moxie, you have got the cutest caricature on the Web. It's like seeing Kim Possible with a political agenda. (OK, I'll admit to being lonely; I work nights--I'm off this week--and that cuts me off from the community.)
Running with the shadows of the night, Monster from the Id
I would too, but then I'm Canadian. I am waiting for Bill Shatner to run up here :) I bet he would win easily too...
Forget running for office; I want Shatner to bring his inimitable musical style to a cover version of "Smells Like Teen Spirit". BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I feel stupid and contagious, Monster from the Id
Poll: which of these two statements from Walken's website is dumber:
1) "If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house."
Speaks for itself, really.
2) "Having residences both in rural Connecticut and upper-west Manhattan, he sees that all walks of life are becoming disgruntled and apathetic towards the American government..."
Right. The upper west side of Manhattan and "rural Connecticut" (i.e., five million dollar horse farms) represent the complete spectrum of the American experience. Personally, I'm partial to this one, although the "Homemade House" slogan is 5-star idiocy.
Anyway, I'm writing in Pee Wee Herman like I always do.
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