Saturday, April 02, 2005

Rude Pundit's Nailed It

Here is an excerpt of his article:

So let's see if the Rude Pundit's got this straight: the U.S. went to war with Iraq because of some asshole named "Curveball"? Why the fuck would you trust someone named "Curveball"? The very nature of the curve ball is to trick the batter, to make the guy standing at the plate think the ball is coming straight across before veering inside or outside. A good curveball is an amazing deception. Trust someone with the super secret spy name "Curveball"? It'd be like investing all your money in a firm called, to be au courant, April Fool's Finance. It'd be like eating a meal at a restaurant named "Kentucky Fried Botulism." It'd be like fucking a hooker named "Syphilitic Sally." You know from the outset you're gonna get ripped off and/or diseased. But if you do it anyway, you're just a fuckin' idiot.

'Cause, really, and, c'mon, as the report of the Commission on the Intelligence Capabilities of the United States Regarding Weapons of Mass Destruction discusses in detail, Syphilitic Sally came to town with her friend Gonhorrea Greta and we were, indeed, infected. Quoth the Commission: "Virtually all of the Intelligence Community’s information on Iraq’s alleged mobile biological weapons facilities was supplied by a source, codenamed 'Curveball,' who was a fabricator." (Or, in the real world, a "liar" or a "con artist.")

If you read the rest, you'll probably get very, VERY worried about the state of the world when our government would use this sad excuse for an "informant" as the basis for starting a war.

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