John Aravosis Claws JJGG!

I love this guy, so please take this with the utmost respect with which this is given... John Aravosis of AMERICAblog unsheathed his claws and put up the best one-sided catfight I've ever seen!

JJGG thinks his life is in danger
by John in DC - 4/13/2005 07:42:00 PM

Drama Queen, much?

From his eponymous - well, pseudonymous-eponymous - Web site:

Peace-loving liberal thugs

Is it any wonder why I was concerned about the security arrangements at the National Press Club? In the green room that morning, one of the panelists suggested that if an attack occurred I should "take it well." Thanks Wonkette, but we don't even tell rape victims to do that anymore.

Misguided attackers be advised: I know how to defend myself and I guarantee you'll regret finding out how good at it I am.

First, I doubt Wonkette was suggesting that if you get raped, you should take it well. Second, um, honey, those photos of you were obviously of a younger man - why exactly do you think someone would want to rape you? And third, you link to an article about people throwing pies at conservatives. Now, I'm not really a fan of the pie-throwing, because I can see how it could scare someone. But still, that's hardly akin to rape.

Bzzzzzzzzzz... that's the buzzer. Your fifteen minutes are up.